Take One Sip If…

• You see a lap dog on a leash…
• …or a child on a leash
• A pack of middle schoolers walk by
• You hear someone complain about the heat
• The restaurant you wanted to eat at has over a 30-minute wait
• Someone walks by you wearing seersucker
• Every pair of Chacos you come across
• You see a middle-aged women with bobbed hair in a sun visor
• You see a silver fox in a fishing shirt
• You run into someone you know

Take Two Sips If…

• A child is spanked publicly
• You see a lap dog in a purse
• A couple makes out on a blanket in the grassy knoll by Starbucks
• You see a jug of wine
• You spot an Oklahoma microbrew
• Someone with dreadlocks is eating at Queenie’s
• Someone with multiple visible tattoos is eating at Queenie’s
• You run into an extended family member
• The cover band plays “Twist and Shout”
• The cover band has a merch booth
• The cover band has an aging hippie woman as the lead singer
• The lead singer cracks a terrible joke
• A drunk cougar dances by herself

Take Three Sips If…

• You or someone in your group buys a snow cone or cotton candy
• You run into an ex
• A drunk cougar asks you to dance
• Someone recognizes you that you don’t remember meeting
• A pack of stoned high schoolers walk by
• The band covers a Led Zeppelin song
• The band has a saxophonist
• You run into people from your high school that weren’t friends in high school

Finish Your Drink If…

• Mid Life Crisis is playing